Robert Benchley (1889-1945)

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I managed to get so much done and still look so dissipated.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
The secret of my incredible energy and efficiency in getting work done is a simple one. The psychological principle is this: anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.