Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
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The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I didn't know.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
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Fiction is obliged to stick with possibilities. Truth isn't.
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot conscientiously be regarded as a thing of beauty.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
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I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
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Religion was invented when the first con man invented the first fool.
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Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. He is most noted for his novels,