George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Hell is full of musical amateurs.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare.
It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of my faculties, to make myself dull enough to be accepted as a serious person by the British public.
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
If you must hold yourself up to your children, hold yourself up as an object lesson and not as an example.
We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.