Frank Zappa (1940-1993)

Art is about making something out of nothing and selling it.
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Without deviation progress is not possible.
Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
Love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.
So, if music is the best, what is music? Anything can be music, but it doesn't become music until someone wills it to be music, and the audience listening to it decides to perceive it as music.

Most people can't deal with that abstraction -- or don't want to. They say: "Gimme the tune. Do I like this tune? Does it sound like another tune that I like? The more familiar it is, the better I like it. Hear those three notes there? Those are the three notees I can sing along with. I like those notes very, very much. Give me a beat. Not a fancy one. Give me a GOOD BEAT -- something I can dance to. It has to go boom-bap, boom-boom-BAP. If it doesn't, I will hate it very, very much. Also, I want it right away -- and then, write me some more songs like that -- over and over and over again, because I'm really into music.